Went to see Pirates 3. Boy was that ever bunk. I mean, there's a few fun parts, but it was pretty much a huge jumble of nothingness. Not only does it's length peeve me (does every film now have to be at least two and a half hours?), but when every single character betrays every single other character, eventually you feel nothing and you don't really care and or believe what anyone is saying anymore. You can't have everyone do that. Like real life, eh? :D

They try to cover this up with two hours of exposition. That just ain't fair.